You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar. And I'm surprised by the number of atheist free thinkers that support Obama, and their argument is essentially, 'He's lying about being religious 'cause you have to do that to get elected.' It's a horrible reason to like somebody.

World War II proves there's no God.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

The whole world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology. The bottleneck is really in art.

Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.

I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'