To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.

Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'