I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.

A famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you pleases you.

One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally.