It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

Everyday is an atheist holiday.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.