It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.
Penn JilletteDon't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
Penn JilletteThe highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.
Penn JilletteI'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.
Penn JilletteIn music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.
Penn JilletteThe secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.
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