I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.

When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in.

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.

Believing there is no God means the suffering I've seen in my family and indeed all the suffering in the world isn't caused by any omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent force that isn't bothered to help or is just testing us, but rather something we all may be able to help others with in the future. No God means the possibility of less suffering in the future.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.