I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.

A famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you pleases you.

The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.