I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.

I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.