Fear is the politicians dance partner.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.