I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.

I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.

There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.