America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect.

The most important part of life is work, it's the flow, it's getting stuff done, feeling like you're doing something.

Make deals with people, not paper.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.

The fact that the majority wants something good does not give them the right to use force on the minority that don't want to pay for it. If you have to use a gun, it's not really a very good idea. Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up on the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.