I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
Penn JilletteThat whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the yearly income for a family in much of the rest of the world.
Penn JilletteMy whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
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