Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.

You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.