Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.