Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.
Penn JilletteThe characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Penn JilletteA famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you pleases you.
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