Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are two different things. Ideas can be stupid and crazy, and the people who hold those ideas are not necessarily stupid and crazy.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.