There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.