The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

Read everything and be kind.

A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.

Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.