Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the last part of the 20th century. Before that, you might identify as a Baptist, or a Southern Baptist or a Methodist. But there wasn't one identifier that put you in a fold with all the other believers.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.