Luck is statistics taken personally.
If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.
We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.
We celebrities are desperate pigs.
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.