It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.

Every poker player is smarter than me.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just a long-winded religious way to say 'Shut up.'