It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

The fact that the majority wants something good does not give them the right to use force on the minority that don't want to pay for it. If you have to use a gun, it's not really a very good idea. Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up on the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.