It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.

This I believe: I believe there is no God.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.