As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, 'Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not?' But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

Make deals with people, not paper.