I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. There is great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.