Thou shalt not take anything on faith

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

The word ‘holiday’ comes from ‘holy day’ and holy means ‘exalted and worthy of complete devotion.’ By that definition, all days are holy. Life is holy. Atheists have joy every day of the year, every holy day. We have the wonder and glory of life. We have joy in the world before the lord is come. We’re not going for the promise of life after death; we’re celebrating life before death…For atheists, everything in the world is enough and every day is holy. Every day is an atheist holiday. It’s a day that we’re alive.

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.