I'm not greedy. I have love, blue skies, rainbows and Hallmark cards and that has to be enough. It has to be enough, but it's everything in the world and everything in the world is plenty for me. It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.
Penn JilletteOnly Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.
Penn JilletteMy whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
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