I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind us. Things like "Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance with you." It's a complete lie, of course, but you can't afford to be too scrupulous if you're going to dominate the world.

The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.

I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.

You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.