When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
A politician is a man who can be verbose in fewer words than anyone else.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Do you believe in astrology? -I don't even believe in astronomy.