George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.
It's my job, it's what I do, it's what I'm on earth to do and it's who I am.
Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.
I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.
I wish to hazard my soul to opportunity.
The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.