Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Franรงois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.