Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.