I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.