I can never forgive God for having invented the French

Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.

I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.

I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal.

As I grow older I find that though I think I'm saying the same things as I always did, people listen to me more.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.