I can never forgive God for having invented the French

Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost of only one day, only one day, of modern warfare.

Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.

I hate being moved. I hate that man who came in. So self-righteous, so cruel. He made fun of me, that's why I cried. You never did that. You led me into temptation by your - politeness.

Generals are fascinating cases of arrested development - after all, at five all of us wanted to be generals.

Laughter... the most civilized music in the world.

I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.