It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.

It's hard to see your own face without a mirror.

I'm one of those that believes you can't be one kind of a man and another kind of president.

I do not believe, even remotely, that you have to have a partner in your life in order to be whole, in order to be complete, in order to be fulfilled. You just don't have to.

You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt.

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise.