When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines - also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.

I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.