It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.