It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

Do you still throw spears at each other?

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

Constitutionally I don't exist.