It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

Do people trip over you?

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

It's a vast waste of space.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?