It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?