It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?