If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
Do you work in a strip club?
The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else.