It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.