It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

Do you still throw spears at each other?

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

British women can't cook.

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.