It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

You look like you're ready for bed!

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.