They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.
If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
We don't come here for our health.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."