We don't come here for our health.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.