We don't come here for our health.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.