Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.