Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
British women can't cook.
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!