So this is feminist corner then.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.