Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.