In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.
I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
There's a lot of your family in tonight.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.