I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!