It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

Do people trip over you?

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.