It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.