Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.