Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.