If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.