If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?