If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.