If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.