If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Constitutionally I don't exist.

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.