It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
That's more than you know about anything else then.
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.