In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

They're not mating are they?

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.