Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
Do you work in a strip club?
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals and the need to adjust the cull to the size of the surplus population.