Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
We don't come here for our health.
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
This could only happen in a technical college.
Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.