What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.