Do you still throw spears at each other?

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

Are you running away from something?

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.