You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'
The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.