"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

You managed not to get eaten then?

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

Do you work in a strip club?