Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Do you still throw spears at each other?
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.