"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

You bloody silly fool!

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.