Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.

The bastards murdered half my family.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.