Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

You managed not to get eaten then?

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.