Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.