Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.