Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?
It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.