Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

You managed not to get eaten then?

So this is feminist corner then.