We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.