In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.
You look like you're ready for bed!
Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.