If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

You managed not to get eaten then?

Are you running away from something?