You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.