We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

British women can't cook.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.