We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

So this is feminist corner then.

British women can't cook.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?