We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?