There's a lot of your family in tonight.
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
So this is feminist corner then.
In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.