You look like you're ready for bed!

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

They're not mating are they?

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?