Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

You look like you're ready for bed!

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.